A first date is about getting to know a person and seeing if there is more than just physical attraction. Both men and women have heard the Do’s and Dont’s of the first date. Some of these tips work; some fail miserably. I’m here to give you ladies a little insight into the male psyche.… [Read more…]
August 19, 2010
Snuggled deep within the fertile crescent known as the Jersey Shore lies a place of imagination, inner peace and uncircumcised wangs. Gunnison Beach (known to many as “The Nude Beach”) is located in Sandy Hook, New Jersey and was named after the Gunnison Battery, which was constructed in the 1800’s by the US government to… [Read more…]
August 18, 2010
“Are you fucking serious?” Is the exact phrase I used when I woke up this morning. I looked down at my phone all hung over as a mother fucker and realized I went on a drunk texting spree the night before. I look in my inbox and have four text messages, all from different girls.… [Read more…]
June 23, 2009
Throughout my life I have been set up on many blind dates, some with good results, others.. Not so much. I have met all different kinds of women, cousins, sisters, acquaintances from the bar, pet therapists, but to no avail I am still presently single. I blame some of the short comings on myself and the others on the matchmaker’s uncanny ability to match me with someone I wouldn’t date if they paid me. I mean really, I don’t consider myself more of a prize then any other normal dude walking down the street, but don’t set me up with someone that sits at home in her spare time and knits outfits for her cats then dresses them up and takes pictures for facebook. It’s just common courtesy.
April 23, 2009
Once a semester during college I use to visit my best friend Bill (or "Dubs" as they called him at school) at Clarion University directly outside Pittsburgh, PA. It was a small school but was filled with crazy mother fuckers that only wanted to play beer pong and party until the sun came up, so of course I fit right in. It was about a six hour drive so my time spent there was nothing but parties, bars and knocking over mailboxes. (Hey you have to entertain yourself somehow.) One morning I woke up and was tired from the pressures of being a student so I called Dubs, skipped my classes and off to Clarion I went.
March 31, 2009
Every once in a while you encounter a situation where you think to yourself “What the hell just happened?” You have no idea how it started and are still clueless when it’s over. You only can see your face during it like you just witnessed three midgets dressed up like ninja turtles getting kicked in… [Read more…]
March 26, 2009
There are times in our lives, well to be perfectly honest, that you have looked like an asshole. It might have been something you did yourself or maybe even something someone did to you. It could have been anything from getting your pants pulled down in 5th grade to falling down a flight of… [Read more…]
March 16, 2009
Ever since the beginning of time there have been annoying ass people. I am sure even during the time of cavemen, there was some annoying ass caveman running around with a club and some rocks just bothering the fuck out of people. He was the kind of caveman that when they were inventing fire… [Read more…]
March 9, 2009
Once upon a time we have all heard the very over used and very lame expression “Whatever happens in …. Stays in ….” It has been used for years as an excuse for guys and girls to cheat on each other, act like whores, or pretend like they had a better time then they actually… [Read more…]
March 1, 2009
There is a situation I would like to address that has been affecting not only myself but every other innocent bar patron across this great land. You can see it coming from a mile away and somehow can never prevent this situation from occurring. It is not a matter of national security but more a… [Read more…]
August 19, 2010
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